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Joke of the Day

"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."

"At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog."

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""

"Overheard at work: ""that is music to my ears"". Where else would the music go smartypants?"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry."

"Just tell me which one is wrong! The user ID or the password???"

"ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE WORLD: I can tell you exactly where you got your shoes! No foolin' On your feet. duh"

"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."

"i like trains thats the joke. HAHAHAHAH!!!!"