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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."
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"Hearing a joke is like chasing a puppy with a club, eventually you get it."
"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"
"I just hit a duck with my car. Wasn't even in it. Incredible strength."
"Miss Universe pageant will be awesome when the sluts from other planets finally decide to show up."
"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."
"I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a rap."
"Chrysler is recalling over 24,000 vehicles due to unexpected brake failure that could put many unsatisfied customers out of their misery."
"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
"I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic."