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Joke of the Day
"I saw a French rifle on eBay today It's never been fired but I heard it was dropped once."
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"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"
"Why did italy cross the road? To switch sides"
"[commercial for soup] NARRATOR: ever wanna drink a sandwich?"
"I saw this incredible color in a dream, But it was just a pigment of my imagination."
"Don't buy a belt at the zoo, it's just a snake trying to escape."
"My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her. I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work."
"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"
"Me: ""I mean, how can Harry Potter be the best Quidditch Seeker when he's the only one with glasses?"" Librarian: ""Just pay your fine, Ma'am."""
"I dropped my electric toothbrush in the garbage disposal and accidentally co-produced a Skrillex album."