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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."

"*jerks off to a picture of a good personality*"

"If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot."

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."

"Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant? To give their kids a wide birth."

"What happened when pigs started flying? Everyone got swine flu"

"Today punched man a me That was out of order"

"If you ever feel as thought nobody cares about what you do Just post something with a spelling mistake in it."

"[faulty megaphone] LISTEN MAN, I {dont} THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT. THERE'S {no} HOPE IF YOU DO. [bangs megaphone on hand] JUST {dont} KILL THEM"