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Joke of the Day
"What is your favorite joke that's so bad it has become funny again?"
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"Boss: You're late! You shoulda been here two hours ago! Me: Why? What happened two hours ago?"
"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"
"Did you hear about the computer that ate an entire hamburger in one go? It was a megabyte."
"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up"
"[NSFW] Why did the lesbian couple travel through Europe? So the could fuck abroad."
"WIFE: I can't believe you slept with my twin thinking it was me ME: Cut me some slack he was wearing your perfume"
"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."
"Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery? ""Bad Habits Die Hard."""