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Joke of the Day
"Why were the bakers hands brown? He kneaded a poo"
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"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"
"Billion dollar idea: war."
"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""
"Down a flight of stairs. That's how I roll. :("
"I like to listen to the Star Fox theme song to congratulate myself for having a successful string of social interactions"
"What do you call a turkey with no arms? a turkey"
"Online dating is like a bakery You've got the flakes, the fruitcakes, and the tarts."
"Why did the Crimean run across the Street? Because he was Russian"
"I like my women like I like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough"