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Joke of the Day
"What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !"
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"Bestiality is like prescription drugs... May cause internal bleeding, shortness of breath, abdominal pain, infection, diarrhea and in extreme cases, could be fatal."
"Bored? Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog"
"*someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground*"
"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""
"If you own a small, anti-Kindle bookstore and it's not called Page Against the Machine, just give up."
"Getting carded at the liquor store is better than getting liquored at the card store."
"I know a guy who loves mushrooms.. ...He's a real fun guy!"
"Turtles sniff tails to find mates but when I do it, it's ""disturbing"" & I ""need to leave yoga,"" or ""at least wait til I'm off the treadmill"""
"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"