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Joke of the Day

"A local census says that on average, 1 in every 4 guys is gay I hope it's Dave- i think he's kinda cute"

"Nuts Two peanuts walk into a bar, one of em was a salted!"

"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"

"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"With-holding Sex Always Make Them Crack I'm with-holding sex from countless women at the moment, and they won't even budge."

"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."

"Guy: you've been a bad girl. Girl: yes baby, punish me. Guy: OK. *burns all her shoes*."

"""Have you heard about the movie constipation?"" ""It hasn't come out yet."""

"Bruce Jenner joke. Bruce's transition to a woman has been so fascinating, a whole new category has been made for him. He will be considered Transjenner."

"I'm a ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!"