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"Was watching tv with your wife Stupid bitch, took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
"Oh Subway You got busted lying about how big it is, no worries we've been doing that for years. Sincerely; Guys"
"Gmail replaced the words on its buttons with symbols Which is great for all the illiterate people who use gmail"
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""How do you drive this thing? """
"Where does Batman go to get a haircut? Batman-do"
"I was asked to grade Caitlyn Jenner I went with a D-"
"Guys joking about chemical weapons isn't funny. Syriasly."
"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."
"My mates called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer. Turns out they wanted one each."