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Joke of the Day
"What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate."
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"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."
"What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!"
"Mitt Romney"
"Q: ""What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"" A: ""You can't tuna fish."""
"Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on."
"there is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike"
"What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger? A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges"
"Saw my ex... Please. She needs to die."
"To all my Atheist and Agnostic friends. T_IF!"