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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter"

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...well, it was just collecting dust:)."

"What's the difference between a new anal plug and a used one? The taste."

"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."

"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"

"What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales? Welsh-hitman!"

"I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already."

"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four..."

"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?"