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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?"
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"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."
"When you're feeling down just remember you are unique Just like everyone else"
"""I haven't accomplished much but I will harshly judge the hard work of others"" -Critics"
"Genderqueers must have a tough time scheduling.. Because they don't have agenda"
"When is ""shit"" not ever ""real""?"
"With all these factions in Syria, the situation is quickly becoming... syrias."
"There's a woman with a colostomy bag. Her boyfriend says he wants to fuck her in the pooper... Which hole does he use?"
"What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber...."
"She said she was burning with desire, so I threw a bucket of water at her. Dating is bullshit."