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Joke of the Day

"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."

"Whoever said technology will replace paper... has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad."

"Who says, ""Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"" Deafy Duck"

"First post This is not my first post"

"Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years."

"What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk."

"Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War? Because X Marx the spot."

"If it wasn't for venetian blinds.... It'd be curtains for all of us."

"I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."