95428
Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
Next Joke
"How come the government can keep printing money But when I do it, it's a crime?"
"What do you call a capital lambda? A sheep-da"
"I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"*confidently throws the empty macaroni box in the garbage because I don't need instructions* *pulls the box back out 3 times to make sure*"
"Me *about to get hit by a bus* OH SHIT I'M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER"
"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here."
"Guys, you should really try removing the key above enter on your keyboard. Trust me, you'll never go back"
"My friend asked me if I've ever paid for sex I've paid dearly: I've got three kids."
"Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder."