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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if I've ever paid for sex I've paid dearly: I've got three kids."
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"I was in a gang once we used to carry pocket knives & wear all green with blood-red bandanas around our neck. Wait, that was Boy Scouts."
"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."
"What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies? ""Meet me - oh, right.."""
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"My internet was down for 5 minutes today So I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people."
"I think my girlfriend might be pregnant... ...I just laughed at a Dad joke."
"Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes? Because two wongs don't make a white!"
"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""
"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"