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Joke of the Day

"We get it, Charmin. Bears love to shit."

"I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past 2 years But no one will take the job"

"Did you know that its illegal for someone living next to a cemetery to be buried there? that would be called murder."

"I just took a massive dump. Didn't know I had it in me."

"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"i hate when you meet new friends and you don't know how comfortable you can be with them. like will she get offended if i talk about the D"

"Why do black people cry during sex? Because of the mace."

"What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese? A murder most fowl"

"My favorite prank phone-call gag when I was a child: Call store, ask, ""Do you have cotton-balls?"" After confirmation that the store has cotton-balls, ""Does it tickle when you walk?"""