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Joke of the Day
"What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!"
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"WHY IS THAT COTTON CANDY TALKING?! ""Grandma, that's Niki Minaj."""
"I hate when I catch a bouquet at a wedding and everyone judges me for lighting it on fire."
"My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night."
"Chinese numbers I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number. -She replied, ""Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight."" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Like it or not... That's how Facebook works."
"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."
"What position makes the ugliest children? Ask your parents"
"I consider anything that doesn't fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use."
"Friday. My second favorite F word."