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Joke of the Day

"What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!"

"Why does ed not have a girlfriend? Because sheeran"

"A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare."

"Hannibal Lecter has opened a Turkish resutrant. They only serve Organ Doners"

"My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin"

"So the guy says when i die, burry me where i was born. then they burry him in his mothers pussy"

"it takes a while say, ""you wore that shirt the day after yesterday"", and see how long it takes for them to get it"

"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."

"Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. ."

"I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist."