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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement"

"a snare drum and crash cymbol fall out of a tree.. baduumm, tssshhh"

"A T-100 is sent back to 2016 to terminate Trump and Clinton. Who survives? Not the next redditor to post a fucking 'America' version of the disaster set up."

"Someone asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told them I get a little less head."

"I always think the same thing when I find a Zubat and when I meet a stuck-up woman... I'm not wasting my balls on that!"

"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."

"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"

"I told this woman that I still had not forgotten how to make a spacerocket. You can not forget what you never learned."

"My friend told me I don't understand irony.. ...Which is ironic because we were playing checkers."

"Just once I'd like to yell, ""Don't you know who I am?!"" because I'm important, not because I'm drunk and actually forgot."