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Joke of the Day
"""I V E M U R D E R E D S E V E N P E O P L E"" would be a fun eye chart for a doctor to have"
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"Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account."
"When my friends say I'm too rational, I tell them to go 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 themselves."
"The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night. Heard they brought down the house with their act."
"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"
"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive"
"What did one font say to the other while at the beach? ""Serifs up, dude!"""
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"My Grandpa: killed 17 Nazis and singlehandedly saved his entire battalion in WWII Me: Sits around all day making up stories about my Grandpa"