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Joke of the Day

"39485 Sorry for the repost, but this is a classic that never fails to make me laugh!"

"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Best worst pick up lines? Anything and everything. ""Hey, how much does a seal weigh?"" "" I dunno?"" ""Just enough to break the ice."""

"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"

"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks."

"It's called ""personal grooming"" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger."

"Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch. He cracks them and eats them."

"What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird? Spice girls"

"What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard."

"The thought of Aortic Dissection just tears me up inside."