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Joke of the Day

"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"

"The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!"

"Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house? They have to use their Endor voices."

"What smells worse than an anchovy? An anchovy's cunt"

"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."

"In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should"

"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."

"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"

"At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week. What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump? Humphrey!"

"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."