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Joke of the Day

"There's really no sense in being pessimistic... It's not going to work, anyway."

"Did you hear that the sine function left home? He still comes home periodically."

"I got confused watching highlights from the SAG awards. I always thought they were the 15-year reunions of the AVNs."

"i went to middle school with a kid named jonathan math. poor dude was HORRIBLE at math. the expectations of his last name weighed too heavy"

"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"

"What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal? Not being in the Paralympics"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla? There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo."

"Me: I got my first TOTD! It's exciting! Him: What's that? M: um, well, it's an imaginary trophy... H: well then I'm imaginary proud of you."

"What was the name of the Indian dating site? Connect the dots"

"I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction"