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Joke of the Day

"I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction"

"I just came up with a great joke about blowjobs. I'd share it, but I'm afraid it'd be in poor taste."

"A boy was born without testis Doctor asked the father: is there any member in the family who had the same anomaly. Father replied without missing a beat: yeah, his mother."

"How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak? Keep it in church, guys."

"I saw my friend at the pool today for the first time in a long time and I said... Hey! WATER you doing here?"

"Why are TVs attracted to people? Because people turn them on"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!"

"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."

"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor? He had sex with Opie's mom."