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Joke of the Day
"Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans."
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"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."
"I can't picture myself getting a tattoo I'll get married and have children, but a tattoo is just so permanent"
"Why is Reddit tired of the broken arms joke? Because it appears in every mother fucking thread"
"Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty"
"Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns."
"Im sat here looking at my glass half empty..... Everyone is telling me that I should look at my glass half full, but i just want to know, WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY DRINK"
"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."
"A lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."
"What's red and white? Pink."