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Joke of the Day

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest It's hard to get up."

"What do you call 4 condoms? For me, a year's supply."

"[Trapped on a Island] *Message in a bottle* ""Please send help!"" *Gets message back, months later* ""Linda invited you to play Candy Crush"""

"The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called ""The Fission Chips."""

"I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this morning. On the plus side I did make $43 and I think the watch looks really good on me."

"What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding nun."

"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."

"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."

"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."

"*knocks on woman's washroom* Hello anyone in here? *no one answers* *runs in & lifts up every toilet seat* HAHAHA *runs away giggling*"