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Joke of the Day

"Funniest joke on wife Always love your mother because you will not get another . . Ok. Agreed! Always love your ~~mother~~ wife even though you will ~~never~~ get another one later.."

"What did one asshole say to the other? I don't know, you haven't said anything yet"

"The widow ask the doctor ""Why did my husband die?"" Doctor responds: ""Heavy drug use, ma'am"" Widow: ""But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!"" Doctor: ""I know, but I did"""

"I would love to go to the bar tonight but, people."

"So i was trying to come up with a short joke about Catholic priests... But all the little ones were taken :v"

"A joke about Chinese censorship [removed]"

"Her: Hi, I'm Jane Me: I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her: How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me: You Ask nicely."

"A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter"

"Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!"

"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"