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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face."
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"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Most say the letter 'R' But a pirates first love is the mighty 'C' By the mighty 'C' I mean the clitoris YARRRRHHHHHhhh....."
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack! Quack! Quack!"""
"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"
"What is purple and commutes? An Abelian grape!"
"Social media: We're getting rid of chronological order. Everyone: NO! SM: Cool, right?! Everyone: NO! SM: Glad you're excited!"
"cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there"
"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."