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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes."

"What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist? An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery."

"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."

"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""

"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"It's a fair notion to suggest that I'm quite keen on oral contraceptives. I asked a girl to have sex with my one night. She said ""No."""

"The second I get shampoo in my eyes, I'm 100% sure there's a murderer in my bathroom."

"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."