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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino."
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"Do you know how our planet got it's name? Cause if you do, please tellus"
"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."
"I saw a sign at a highschool advertising anal ogies I was confused until I saw handwritten note saying that the printer couldn't print the letter ""R"""
"Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food? Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis"
"My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his. But when I go outside to check... There isn't a punch line."
"In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City"
"Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand."
"I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends."
"What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government? Altright, altright, altright"