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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"

"My 4 year old told me to just turn the tire around as the top part isn't flat. I don't care if it's wrong - that's still some great logic."

"I tried to make friends at a midget convention by telling some jokes But all my material went over their heads."

"What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap!"

"What is a prostitutes business motto? The customer always comes first."

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else? I can clearly see your nuts!"

"What does wearing Crocs and getting your dick sucked by a dude I have in common? They both feel really good but when you look down you know you're gay."

"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"

"What do the ""Damn, Daniel"" kid and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it again with the white vans."