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Joke of the Day

"Why Latvian man did cross road? Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato."

"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"

"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."

"I went to the Doctor for a checkup, and he started shoving toy horses up my ass He looked up and told me my condition was 'stable'"

"I'm now starting to think CNN took the plane."

"""See you tomorrow""? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself."

"The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!"

"I'm starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home."

"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"

"I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday. I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition. ""It's not unusual""."