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Joke of the Day

"Two office workers are chatting by the water cooler ""I has a nice quiet dinner with the wife last night"" one says. ""Oh yeah?"" The other responds. ""Yeah, except for the celery."""

"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"

"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."

"Can't afford anti-depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo."

"What do you call a german tampon? A twatstika....buh dum chh!"

"You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah? Way to go, man. Way. To. Go."

"How does Jesus like his hotwings? Tinder and Mild."

"What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 150 years."

"How can you tell if a Volcano is Jewish? It has a build up of shmagma around the rim."

"How do you catch a dyslexic fish? Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!"