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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dolphin commit suicide? Because his life had no porpoise"
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"Once while eating bacon I said I was ""getting piggy with it"" and now I have no friends."
"Yeah, he jumped from 128,000 feet, but I fixed the shower today with a 4yo asking what i was doing 128,000 times.... Lets call it tie, ok?"
"Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you."
"Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred."
"The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she cant afford batteries"
"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""
"i hate when you google stuff like 'insidious' it gives you the definition but when you google 'butt' it doesn't. define butt for me damn it"
"I didn't believe my friend when he told me who the Canadian Prime Minister was... turns out it was Trudeau."
"Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V"