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Joke of the Day

"The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she cant afford batteries"

"The only time I'm like ""maybe god is real"" is when I'm eating really really good nachos."

"In honor of the Million Muslim March... What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick."

"Sonys network security"

"I regret every fart I ever held in for you."

"Someone remind Green Day to get up."

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"""

"Two pedophiles are sitting on a park bench... ...when an 11 year old walks by. One turns to the other and says, ""I bet he was pretty hot back in the day."""

"Snow is like sex... You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. .."