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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!"

"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"

"I thought Instagram was a cocaine delivery service."

"What did Silicon say to Germenaium ? Got dope ?"

"that moment when you and the driver next to you catch each other picking your noses and you both nod like you're in a secret club."

"First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant."

"I gave my Chinese mate some sweets yesterday... He said, oh these are Haribo! Well if you don't like them, don't eat them then."

"TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge."

"What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!"