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Joke of the Day
"What does Garfield like in his bed? Pussy"
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"What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros? They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits."
"Do you know what a pirates favorite letter is? ( read before down vote you may be surprised) Well you think it be the rrrrrr's, but it be the cccc's.!"
"If you see a condom, a tampon and a bra walking down the street..... which one is more likely to say hello? ans: the bra. The other two are stuck up cunts."
"THIS IS THE COPS. WE KNOW YOU HAVE NWA'S ""FU*CK THE POLICE"" ON REPEAT IN THERE. COME OUT & SAY SORRY TO OFFICER DAVIS. YOU MADE HIM CRY DUDE"
"During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone."
"What do you call a retard covered in water? Flame retardant"
"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."
"Which female comedienne likes terrible punchlines? BaDum **Trish**."
"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."