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Joke of the Day

"Mazda's marketing slogan is ""We Build Mazdas."" They decided on it after rejecting others like: ""Mazdas Are Cars"" and ""Buy Mazdas With Money"""

"I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn't a very good one."

"I'm 23 years old Truly in my prime"

"I'll do unspeakable things to you, baby, like vqtkjx and zqkpmr."

"The junkie tried but couldn't quit All of his efforts were in vein"

"I accidentally touched my dogs balls and now I feel awkward around him. We haven't made eye contact in over 4 hours."

"Did you hear about a band called 1020 MB? They haven't got a gig yet."

"Could yield signs be any more Canadian? ""You might have to stop. I'm not sure. You decide. Do you like me? I'm on a street!"""

"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"

"I hate going left Because it's just not right."