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Joke of the Day

"I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags."

"A ""lady"" and a ""woman"" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat."

"I personally think that Halloween should be moved To November 8 (it'll be more scary)"

"Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!"

"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"

"Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!"

"scientist 1: how did you discover that dolphins have sex for pleasure? scientist 2: [flashback to the craziest night of their life] math"

"""Jesus take the wheel!"" I shout, but Jesus decided to pop out of the sunroof firing a machine gun at our pursuers instead."

"Still mourning the horrible death on 12/5/2013 Yesterday, a great man died. His name was Todd Mills, the inventer of the Doritos Locos Taco."

"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"