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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher... Because I want to make at least 6 figures."

"What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ? 2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)"

"What's a waste of time, wrapped up and is regular near Christmas? Shitty Christmas Jokes"

"How come you never see a pregnant Barbie? Because Ken comes in a different box!"

"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."

"Congratulations, Americans who write ""Cheers"" at the end of e-mails. You've found something even more pretentious than ""Sent from my iPhone"""

"I just smoked the fattest blunt.. And now my refrigerator is nervous!"

"If it wasn't for venetian blinds... It would be curtains for us all!"

"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"

"I opened the door to find my friend masturbating. He yelled ""Close the door!"" So I yelled, ""Get inside!"""