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Joke of the Day

"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""

"Whats long brown and sticky? A stick"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."

"Never knew that Irish people are so racist... Needless to say I was shocked when my Irish mate started telling me about how much he hates the black and tans."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning."

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"I love Americans. You guys have the best serial killers."

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians As-salt rifles"

"Made a meal out of an old recipe book today. Just tasted like paper really ."