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Joke of the Day

"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""

"I'll dress up like your Dad and hug you at the finish line of a 5K if you promise to never post any Facebook pics of you running ever again."

"My girlfriend told me to fuck her like a man. So I stuck it in her ass and called her Steve"

"the liberal media won't report that I can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened"

"What does Disney and the porn industry have in common? They both hire adults that look like teenagers."

"What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ? Ego-Testicle."

"Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen."

"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"[NSFW] A Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor... Jelly Baby: ""Doctor, Doctor, my penis has gone black."" Doctor: ""What have you been doing?!"" Jelly Baby: ""I don't know... Fucking allsorts!"""

"Do I still have feelings for my ex husband? Yes. I think ""stabby"" is a feeling, right?"