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Joke of the Day
"How much do I trust reddit? I went on /r/starwars before seeing the new Star Wars."
Next Joke
"What do you call taking a dump after breakfast? A Brexit"
"Fact Every 60 seconds in Ukraine a minute passes"
"Making cakes Mom: I need to go to the store to buy some molasses. Dad: Why don't you just dig under the front yard?"
"Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones."
"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"
"Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird."
"I have new strategy for getting my wife to have sex with me... When we are in bed I just talk and talk until she has sex with me just to shut me up. I call it filibusting a nut."
"we regret to inform you that you've hit rock bottom"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"