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Joke of the Day

"How much do I trust reddit? I went on /r/starwars before seeing the new Star Wars."

"I guess now we'll never know if they were identical or fraternal twin towers :("

"A tornado is a lot like having an affair. At first there is a lot of blowing, but in the end, you just lose your house."

"What's a redditor's favourite sword move? Riposte!"

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walks into a bar He orders a drink."

"What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening? An Irishman trying to get a tan."

"So...Donald Trump was on The View today. I kept rewinding it and watching it trying to spot Elizabeth Hasselbeck's boner."

"A joke about babies and cocaine What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"

"What's your favorite thing about earth? It's just got such a great atmosphere."

"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""