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Joke of the Day

"""Rogue One"" idea: The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander. Boldly - regally - he strides into the room. ""Mesa Jar-Jar Binks"""

"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"I used to have a steering wheel in my pants But it was driving me nuts"

"My friend offered me a nice stable job. I declined because I don't like horses"

"Who's a bitch? PinkShine"

"Hello, you're through to Sea World Your call may be used for training Porpoises."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY"

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Mainly, the taste."