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Joke of the Day
"If I kept a record of how many steps I walk every day in a file... Would it be called a Pedofile?"
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"Very sick man asks the doctor, ""how long do I have?"" The doctor replies ""10."" ""10? 10 years? 10 months? 10 what?"" ""9...8...7..."""
"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"
"Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more."
"Depression isn't officially on the menu at Taco Bell, but it comes with every meal Truth"
"I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering."
"I'm going to carry on drinking, smoking, and having unprotected sex. Recent figures show that you are more likely to die in a plane crash."
"Tectonic Plates One tectonic plate said to the other, ""I'm addicted to crack"". The other said, ""It's your fault"""
"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. By my granddad"
"Guys, if you have to point your toes to put your pants on, those aren't your pants. Give them back to your sister."