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Joke of the Day

"""Actually I have a lot of secs"" is apparently not the right answer to ""Do you have a sec?"""

"Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed."

"What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup? You can roast beef."

"Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets"

"What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !"

"No matter how many offensive jokes I hear... No matter how many offensive jokes I hear, this one is by far the worst. What did the lesbian vampires say to eachother? See you next month."

"What do women and Google have in common? [They never let you finish first.] (#s)"

"Every program I write is completely error-free No exceptions!"

"According to my next door neighbor's diary I have ""boundary issues"" can you believe that?"

"Ebola causes nausea, headaches and is hard to get rid of. Is it a disease or a U2 album?"