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Joke of the Day

"I don't need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television."

"I am not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people"

"What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb? A boomerang"

"Men are like animals: messy insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets."

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"

"I don't have OCD... I have CDO. The letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be."

"what did the infant cannibal think of the premature section of the nursing ward it was a preemie-yum buffet"

"10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans? Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!"

"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."

"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."