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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they could not understand."

"Cool prank: Gradually remove a little bit of your mom's arm bones each night in her sleep until her arms are just totally floppy"

"Weed is the answer... .. when your parents tells you to be the highest among the rest of the students in your class."

"I win all games of strip-poker by starting out nude."

"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"

"How can you get four suits for under $2.00? Buy a deck of cards."

"Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross."

"Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!"

"Why Did Donald Trump Get Fired When He Was a Carpenter? He wouldn't take down any walls."

"Parents yelling ""I'm not going to ask you again"" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again"