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Joke of the Day

"Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat."

"My grandpa said ""your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, ""no, yours does."" Then I unplugged his life support. EDIT: Came back from school to this! R.I.P Inbox!"

"The doctor told me I had Parkinson's.... I decided to just shake it off."

"What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name? He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie."

"do you know why its called pms? 'Cause mad cow was taken"

"What was Jesus's favorite band? Nine Inch Nails."

"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"People who cheer at concerts when a musician says the name of their city are the most easily impressed people on earth."

"Did you hear about the woman who got Alzheimer's after removing her breasts? She lost her mammaries"

"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower.. and fucking liars."