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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls? You run. You run so far away."
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"To impress women by coming across as a bit of a bad lad, I always tell them I'm in human trafficking. Which isn't a total lie as I'm a lollipop man."
"What's the word that starts with 'n', ends with 'r', and you wouldn't ever want to call a black guy? Neighbor"
"How does a white lady fix a flat tire? She buys a new car."
"What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president? Weekend at Bernie's."
"If you're looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further."
"What's the best way to throw-up ?? Put a finger deep in your mouth and another one on your ass, if it still not working, inverse the fingers."
"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"
"Hear about that 70s date rape band? Cosby Pills Smash and Run"
"[planning for wedding] i found us a remote location ""Omg where?"" *points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV* The remote goes there now"