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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pedophile go to Walmart? He heard that boys pants were half off."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser the King of Beers !"
"Why is it that most people who are against abortion.. Are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place. R.I.P. George Carlin."
"Tarzan a un raton Que le dice Tarzan a un raton? - Tan pequeno y con bigote!. - Y que le dice el raton a Tarzan?. - Tan grandote y con panal!."
"Why is Edward still in Russia? He's Snowden."
"I eat pudding with a fork, so no, crossword puzzles aren't really my 'thing'."
"Why do people say half a dozen? Why can't they just say Six"
"Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements? He needed to have an Even Flow."
"RUSSELL: I told you that cheese wasn't for you ME: [bitterly, mousetraps on both hands] Nothing's ever for me, is it Russell"
"A man is caught staring so hard at his marriage certificate by his wife... She asks him what he's looking for. He replies, ""oh just the expiration date!"""