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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a space man? You park, man."
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"""I'm Sorry"" And ""My Bad"" Mean The Same Thing. Unless You're At A Funeral."
"Sex is like ping pong A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball"
"I just left my job, see why ? She : I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. Me : What did he say ? She : You're fired."
"Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now."
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared."
"[painting a picture of the last supper] ""Who's that?"" ""Darth Vader."" ""Was he 1 of Jesus disciples?"" ""I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."""
"Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish"
"How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? ""Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."""
"I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!"