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Joke of the Day
"My friends pet mouse Elvis just died. He was caught in a trap."
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"Worst Business Idea Ever Biodegradable Bricks"
"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"
"Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)"
"I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind."
"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cuntswaylow Bonus: what do you call an Asian woman with no legs? Dragon lips"
"Why was 6 afraid of 5? Because 7 8 9"
"Why does Bigfoot have a nice butt Because he does sassquats"
"Husband wanted me to go hunting today. He bought me the cutest brown outfit and a cute lil hat, you know with the fake antl..wait a minute"
"Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall"